All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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