Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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