yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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