Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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