that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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