Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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