You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Is it penis luge time yet?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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