I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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