no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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