she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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