Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i came on her dog
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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