There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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