Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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