Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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