She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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