do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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