Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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