This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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