After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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