well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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