once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just googled if crying burns calories
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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