and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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