awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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