This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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