thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Found the puke drawer
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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