This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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