Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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