So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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