What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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