What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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