just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you would pick up someone in the library
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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