Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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