put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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