yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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