I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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