i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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