doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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