very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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