Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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