hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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