i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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