You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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