you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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