What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just googled if crying burns calories
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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