At least make sure they are 18
Why
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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