butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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