I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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