so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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