Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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