think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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