i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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