Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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