you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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