Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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