Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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