why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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