Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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